Sunday, September 09, 2007 14:57
ok. i juz find this funny.so i'll share it.Three women go to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk,
and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning,
though none of them can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she
has any last words. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and
believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the
floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they release her.
The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just
graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately
fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.
The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from
the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical
Engineering, and I'll tell ya'll right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody
if you don't plug this thing in."
gosh..am i dat BAD?am i dat self-centered?if i am, than i vey x1000000000 sorrie.like seriously.coz seriously, i feel BAD.shittos.ema!!aku sayang ko la kan.haizz.
¡¡uɐɯǝɔıןod ɹɯ ʎɯ ǝʌoן ı
